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10 Reasons Why Vienna Makes a Terrible City Trip

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Why You Should Never Visit Vienna

In a continent with such countries as Italy, France, Germany, why would anyone even pay any attention to Austria?

Yes, it was the capital of the Habsburg and Austro-Hungarian Empire, but who cares? It's all old and ugly, such a bore of a country. Not convinced? I'll show you.

1. The entire city is just super ugly. There, said it.

 

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How can someone find this acceptable?

 

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2. It's not like it's the only European capital with significant vineyards and wine production.

 

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The highlight of this horrible point is the Vienna Wine Hiking Day, which takes place every year in late September/early October.

3. Heuriger? Sounds unpleasant!

 

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Hearty fresh food paired with local wines? Yuck.

 

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4. Worse than wines? The local breweries!

 

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5. And the food you are supposed to eat at those places!

 

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Don't even get me started on the desserts!

 

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6. Viennese coffee house culture. Who even likes coffee and pastries?

 

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Just awful...

 

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7. Rooftop bars with the worst views. Pff.

 

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8. Such a boring architecture.

 

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All the same old stuff...

 

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9. Nobody notable has ever lived here.

No music geniuses...

 

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Not the founder of psychoanalysis...

 

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10. Such a poor cultural scene.

You'll find nothing interesting to learn...

 

... nor anything fun to do.

 

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Do you have other examples of the Viennese terribleness? Share it with us in the comments! ????

 

See also:

Vienna 101: Arriving & Getting Around

Budapest 101: Arriving & Getting Around

Prague 101: Arriving & Getting Around

Munich 101: Arriving & Getting Around

 

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