10 Reasons Why Vienna Makes a Terrible City Trip

Posted on May 4, 2019

Why You Should Never Visit Vienna

In a continent with such countries as Italy, France, Germany, why would anyone even pay any attention to Austria?

Yes, it was the capital of the Habsburg and Austro-Hungarian Empire, but who cares? It's all old and ugly, such a bore of a country. Not convinced? I'll show you.

1. The entire city is just super ugly. There, said it.

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How can someone find this acceptable?

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2. It's not like it's the only European capital with significant vineyards and wine production.

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The highlight of this horrible point is the Vienna Wine Hiking Day, which takes place every year in late September/early October.

**3. Heuriger? Sounds unpleasant!**

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Hearty fresh food paired with local wines? Yuck.

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4. Worse than wines? The local breweries!

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5. And the food you are supposed to eat at those places!

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Don't even get me started on the desserts!

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6. Viennese coffee house culture. Who even likes coffee and pastries?

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Just awful...

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7. Rooftop bars with the worst views. Pff.

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8. Such a boring architecture.

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All the same old stuff...

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9. Nobody notable has ever lived here.

No music geniuses...

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Not the founder of psychoanalysis...

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10. Such a poor cultural scene.

You'll find nothing interesting to learn...

... nor anything fun to do.

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Do you have other examples of the Viennese terribleness? Share it with us in the comments!

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10 Reasons Why Vienna Makes a Terrible City Trip

Why You Should Never Visit Vienna

1. The entire city is just super ugly. There, said it.

2. It's not like it's the only European capital with significant vineyards and wine production.

**3. Heuriger? Sounds unpleasant!**

4. Worse than wines? The local breweries!

5. And the food you are supposed to eat at those places!

6. Viennese coffee house culture. Who even likes coffee and pastries?

7. Rooftop bars with the worst views. Pff.

8. Such a boring architecture.

9. Nobody notable has ever lived here.

10. Such a poor cultural scene.

Pin this post and happy travels!

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10 Reasons Why Vienna Makes a Terrible City Trip

Why You Should Never Visit Vienna

1. The entire city is just super ugly. There, said it.

2. It's not like it's the only European capital with significant vineyards and wine production.

3. Heuriger? Sounds unpleasant!

4. Worse than wines? The local breweries!

5. And the food you are supposed to eat at those places!

6. Viennese coffee house culture. Who even likes coffee and pastries?

7. Rooftop bars with the worst views. Pff.

8. Such a boring architecture.

9. Nobody notable has ever lived here.

10. Such a poor cultural scene.

Pin this post and happy travels!

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